Christian Seeking Clown Launcher

This is a super rocket powered by Jolt with clowns for ammo. This particular weapon of mass hilarity will use a fusion core powered by Jolt the best drink ever made. Then the fusion core will put a pure blast of energy launching the clown through the air at 300 miles and above. All the while an advanced targeting system will lock on to annoying and tyrannical christians (and basically any religion related to them). It will be free for anyone NOT christian and it will be mandatory to have one to fight off Jehovah's witnesses. Also, if you run out of Jolt it will be powered by free thought and non-prejudice.